Facebook Ate My Brain

Barry Glenn got up this morning and put on one shoe, then the other.
10 people liked this.
9 people said they did the very same thing.
8 people asked which shoe I put on first.
7 people recommended that I become friends with other people who wear shoes.
6 people said “LOL! Working for the weekend! ROFL!’’
5 people asked me to become a fan of “Shoes First.’’
4 people tagged my left shoe in a photo.
3 people said I should start playing “Shoeville.’’
2 people linked to a New York Times story about a proposed shoe tax.
1 person asked me to take the “What Kind of Shoe Are You? Quiz."
Next: I’m drinking a cup of coffee.