The Way Things Have to Be
Nov 17, 2009
Ram I Am
I do not like that weird Dodge Ram “My Tank Is Full’’ commercial.
For one thing, the tank won’t stay full for long, with gas mileage of 13 mpg in the city.
And I don't think that's the Ram talking. I mean, I don't see any lips moving on that grille, do you?
"My name is Ram and my tank is full.'' Sheesh. What's next?
“My name is Whopper and my bun is soft.’’
I do not like “My Name Is Ram.’’
I do not like that Ram-I-Am.
I will not watch it in a bar.
I will not watch it in a car.
I will not watch it on a phone.
I will not watch it all alone.
I will not watch it with a dog.
I will not watch it on a blog.
But you can, by clicking here.
I do not like that Ram I am.